This may be the best ad campaign of the year. Here is a list of all the one-liners I could find:
- The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
- His beard, alone, as experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
- His blood smells like cologne.
- “Fellows, leave the tight pants to the ladies. If I can count the coins in your pocket, you better use them to call the tailor.” -tmimitw
- “See those nuts? They are there to make us thirsty. While I don’t like being coerced, in this case I shall make an exception.” -tmimitw
- “Find out what it is in life that you don’t do well, and then don’t do that thing.” -tmimitw
- His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
- He once had an awkard moment, just to see how it feels.
- He lives vicariously, through himself.
- On Pick-Up Lines: “There’s a time and a place for them. The time, is never. You can figure out the place on your own.” -tmimitw
- On the Two Party System: “The after party is the one you want.” -tmimitw
- His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.
- Years ago, he built a city out of blocks. Today, over 600,000 people live and work there.
- He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test.
- Every time he goes for a swim, dolphins appear.
- Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.
- If he were to give you directions, you’d never get lost, and you’d arrive at least 5 minutes early.
- His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.
- He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter so don’t get any ideas.
If you find anymore, feel free to post them in the comments. I’m determined to have the go-to blog post for the most interesting man in the world one-liners.
Stay thirsty, my friends.