The Most Interesting Man in the World

This may be the best ad campaign of the year. Here is a list of all the one-liners I could find:

  1. The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
  2. His beard, alone, as experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
  3. His blood smells like cologne.
  4. “Fellows, leave the tight pants to the ladies. If I can count the coins in your pocket, you better use them to call the tailor.” -tmimitw
  5. “See those nuts? They are there to make us thirsty. While I don’t like being coerced, in this case I shall make an exception.” -tmimitw
  6. “Find out what it is in life that you don’t do well, and then don’t do that thing.” -tmimitw
  7. His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
  8. He once had an awkard moment, just to see how it feels.
  9. He lives vicariously, through himself.
  10. On Pick-Up Lines: “There’s a time and a place for them. The time, is never. You can figure out the place on your own.” -tmimitw
  11. On the Two Party System: “The after party is the one you want.” -tmimitw
  12. His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.
  13. Years ago, he built a city out of blocks. Today, over 600,000 people live and work there.
  14. He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test.
  15. Every time he goes for a swim, dolphins appear.
  16. Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.
  17. If he were to give you directions, you’d never get lost, and you’d arrive at least 5 minutes early.
  18. His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.
  19. He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter so don’t get any ideas.

If you find anymore, feel free to post them in the comments. I’m determined to have the go-to blog post for the most interesting man in the world one-liners.

Stay thirsty, my friends.